Sittin' on the Hot Corner

soooo...i guess i just found out about the townies. if i wanted to run into some of my aunt's classmates from the class of '82 this would be the place to do it. i don't care though...i'm holding onto my spot at Hot Corner. it's not like this is the first time i've ever been to Hot Corner but i'm usually in and out. dear-heart, why are you still introducing your live-in as "roommate"? and why did your roommate grab your ass as you sat down just now? you're forty years old...let's admit that maybe you're not a virgin anymore (i won't tell your parents). i'm actually having to make an effort to keep my eyes on the computer screen...these people are fascinating.

maybe if i stay in this town for the next 20 years i'll become "regular" enough to be recognized by every customer in every dank coffee shop in town.